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*The sudden bankruptcy of the nation’s entire Italian restaurant sector, and consequent disruption to dependent industries, because (a) they’re ''Italian'' and omg coronavirus!!! (b) the restaurant and kitchen staff all insist on working from home and (c) the restaurants can’t get hold of any linguini anyway because neurotic stockpilers in north London have cleaned the entire southeast out of pasta? | *The sudden bankruptcy of the nation’s entire Italian restaurant sector, and consequent disruption to dependent industries, because (a) they’re ''Italian'' and omg coronavirus!!! (b) the restaurant and kitchen staff all insist on working from home and (c) the restaurants can’t get hold of any linguini anyway because neurotic stockpilers in north London have cleaned the entire southeast out of pasta? | ||
*Homicidal fights breaking at the firm’s [[business continuity management]] site in Scunthorpe, which has just nine parking spaces (all occupied by premises management staff), one diminutive kebab joint within six miles (which is in imminent risk of shut down owing to non COVID-19 food standards breaches), it not having occurred to anyone that in an actual disaster, four thousand people would turn up and want lunch at once. | *Homicidal fights breaking at the firm’s [[business continuity management]] site in Scunthorpe, which has just nine parking spaces (all occupied by premises management staff), one diminutive kebab joint within six miles (which is in imminent risk of shut down owing to non COVID-19 food standards breaches), it not having occurred to anyone that in an actual disaster, four thousand people would turn up and want lunch at once. | ||
*Homicidal fights breaking out in the gents lavatories between threatened employees misconstruing each others intentions when singing happy birthday at the hand basins | |||
*The fact that the only way to the BCM site is therefore on public transport and omg coronavirus!!! | *The fact that the only way to the BCM site is therefore on public transport and omg coronavirus!!! | ||