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Look on the bright side: at least you can tell [[Compliance|Compliance]] to get stuffed if they ask you to insert the usual [[disclaimer]] that “[[past results are no guarantee of future performance]]”. The rapture is also the point at which, finally, the [[doctrine of precedent]] can be justified on logical grounds; the [[space-time continuum]] having reached its outer bounds, it finally being true that there is no infinity of events yet to take place, any of which could (and probabilistically speaking, will) utterly undermine the intellectual assumptions on which the stream of authorities to date has built its momentum.
Look on the bright side: at least you can tell [[Compliance|Compliance]] to get stuffed if they ask you to insert the usual [[disclaimer]] that “[[past results are no guarantee of future performance]]”. The rapture is also the point at which, finally, the [[doctrine of precedent]] can be justified on logical grounds; the [[space-time continuum]] having reached its outer bounds, it finally being true that there is no infinity of events yet to take place, any of which could (and probabilistically speaking, will) utterly undermine the intellectual assumptions on which the stream of authorities to date has built its momentum.
===''Not'' the [[apocalypse]]===
===''Not'' the [[apocalypse]]===
''Not to be confused with:
Not to be confused with:
*'''The [[global financial crisis]]''' which, though it certainly felt like the [[end of days]] at the time, was instead a subtle shift in planetary vector, setting the world on an inevitable course for entropic [[boredom heat-death]], a fate so much more grim as to make one pine for a a good hearty [[apocalypse]].
*'''The [[global financial crisis]]''' which, though it certainly felt like the [[end of days]] at the time, was instead a subtle shift in planetary vector, setting the world on an inevitable course for entropic [[boredom heat-death]], a fate so much more grim as to make one pine for a a good hearty [[apocalypse]].
*'''The [[2020 coronavirus pandemic]]''' although the outbreak of planetary hysteria ''about'' [[coronavirus[] may have all the makings of a good [[end of days]] if people don’t get a grip and satisfy themselves they have enough low calorie soya milk and don’t need to warehouse the stuff.  
*'''The [[2020 coronavirus pandemic]]''' although the outbreak of planetary hysteria ''about'' [[coronavirus]] may have all the makings of a good [[end of days]] if people don’t get a grip and satisfy themselves they have enough low calorie soya milk and don’t need to warehouse the stuff.  


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