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[[File:Gear diagram.png|450px|thumb|center|A fatuous substitute for proper critical thought, yesterday]]
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No novel , no play, no acerbic letter — no creative thought of any substance in history— ever first put its squealing voice in the cupped ear of the world only thanks to a horizontal multi-level hierarchy<ref>“Use to show large amounts of hierarchical information progressing horizontally. ”</ref>, a [[Gantt chart]], a cycle matrix<ref>“Use to show the relationship to a central idea in a cyclical progression. ”</ref>, a diverging radial<ref>“Use to show relationships to a central idea in a cycle. ”</ref> or any of the other infuriating ministrations of [[Microsoft PowerPoint]].
No novel , no play, no acerbic letter — no creative thought of any substance in history— ever first put its squealing voice in the cupped ear of the world only thanks to a horizontal multi-level hierarchy<ref>“Use to show large amounts of hierarchical information progressing horizontally. ”</ref>, a non-directional cycle<ref>“Use to represent a continuing sequence of stages, tasks, or events in a circular flow. Each shape has the same level of importance. Works well when direction does not need to be indicated.”</ref>, a cycle matrix<ref>“Use to show the relationship to a central idea in a cyclical progression. ”</ref>, a diverging radial<ref>“Use to show relationships to a central idea in a cycle. ”</ref> or any of the other infuriating ministrations of [[Microsoft PowerPoint]].


It is the market-standard software package for dressing up fatuous ideas with profundity; as such it appeals to fools, blaggers and dilettantes. In the grand scheme of western commerce, that makes it a very, very important application indeed. For some — notably [[change managers]] and [[management consultants]] it appears to be their sole means of communication with each other and the outside world.  Adeptness at [[PowerPoint]], the willingness to tinker around to get snappy [[slide]] transitions and the like, is a core skill of an aspiring [[middle manager]] (and a quick way to pick up the fundamental syntax of this new idiom).
It is the market-standard software package for dressing up fatuous ideas with profundity; as such it appeals to fools, blaggers and dilettantes. In the grand scheme of western commerce, that makes it a very, very important application indeed. For some — notably [[change manager]]s and [[management consultants]] it appears to be their sole means of communication with each other and the outside world.  Adeptness at [[PowerPoint]], the willingness to tinker around to get snappy [[slide]] transitions and the like, is a core skill of an aspiring [[middle manager]] (and a quick way to pick up the fundamental syntax of this new idiom).


One uses PowerPoint to generate “[[deck]]s” — animated presentations of “content”, arranged on “[[slide]]s” — which promise much and deliver nothing to powerless subordinates and guileless superiors. The idea is to overawe or baffle an audience into believing you have something useful to add to the organisation.  
One uses PowerPoint to generate “[[deck]]s” — animated presentations of “content”, arranged on “[[slide]]s” — which promise much and deliver nothing to powerless subordinates and guileless superiors. The idea is to overawe or baffle an audience into believing you have something useful to add to the organisation.  

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