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*'''Fidgeting''': Having the dining room table collapse on you and incurring wrath of your parents. | *'''Fidgeting''': Having the dining room table collapse on you and incurring wrath of your parents. | ||
*'''Walking vacantly''': Near-drowning. Loss of schoolbook. Mirth of fish. | *'''Walking vacantly''': Near-drowning. Loss of schoolbook. Mirth of fish. | ||
*'''Playing with umbrella in a storm''': '''Death''' (presumed | *'''Playing with umbrella in a storm''': '''Death''' (''presumed; cause not articulated; body never recovered''). | ||
Never did [[me]] any harm, though. | Never did [[me]] any harm, though. |