Children of the Woods: Difference between revisions

{{g}}The [[Children of the Forest]] were a prehistoric proto-civilisation of woodland sprites and hippies; a kind of peaceable pre-derivative, banking people, largely unconcerned with material wealth but blessed with a preternatural gift for option pricing. They roamed the moors and fens of England semi-naked in the time before the alliance of men and elves. Alas, they modeled their delta by using profoundly flawed [[value-at-risk]] techniques and wildly miscalculated their exposure to the [[First Men]], a marauding race of american derivatives salesmen who wiped them out in the late 1980s, but not before they left behind traces of their contribution: the {{1985ma}} and the {{isdaprov|Cross Default}} clause, which still afflicts the {{isdama}} to this day.