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{{boileranat|Counterparts|
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[[File:Twins shining.jpg|450px|thumb|center|You sign first. No, you.]]
[[File:Twins shining.jpg|450px|thumb|center|You sign first. No, you.]]
}}The remainder of the contract might be an absolute shower of confusions, contradictions, misconceptions, failures of [[consideration]], unenforceable half-promises, paralytic [[indemnities]] and outrageous derogations from the perfectly sensible allocations of risk vouchsafed by the [[common law]] of [[contract]], but be assured the there ''will'' be a [[counterparts]] clause<ref>And a [[Contracts (Rights of Third Parties) Act 1999]] clause too,</ref> and it ''will'' be utterly bullet-proof.
}}The remainder of the [[contract]] might be an absolute shower of confusions, contradictions, misconceptions, failures of [[consideration]], unenforceable half-promises, paralytic [[indemnities]], absurd [[disclaimer]]s of [[liabilty]] and outrageous derogations from the perfectly sensible allocations of risk vouchsafed by the [[common law]] of [[contract]], but be assured the there ''will'' be a [[counterparts]] clause<ref>And a [[Contracts (Rights of Third Parties) Act 1999]] clause too,</ref> and it ''will'' be bullet-proof.


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::''Yes'': A counterparts clause won’t work. You all have to sign the same document.
::''Yes'': A counterparts clause won’t work. You all have to sign the same document.
:''Ergo'': situations in which a counterparts clause has any utility at all: '''0'''.
:''Ergo'': situations in which a counterparts clause has any utility at all: '''0'''.
[[File:Counterparts.jpg|thumb|left|200|This is what difficult rehearsals looks like.]]
===Odd spot===
===Odd spot===
''The'' Counterparts is a Canadian hardcore punk band from Hamilton, Ontario. True. We think they had trouble getting the guys together in the same room in the early days for rehearsals.{{hawf}}  
''The'' Counterparts is a Canadian hardcore punk band from Hamilton, Ontario. True. We think they had trouble getting the guys together in the same room in the early days for rehearsals.{{hawf}}  

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