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{{ | {{def|Belgian dentist|/ˈbɛldʒ(ə)n ˈdɛntɪst/|n| | ||
[[File:Magritte.jpg|450px|thumb|center|A Belgian Dentist yesterday. The one from Tintin, I think.]] | |||
}}The continental equivalent of the [[man on the Clapham Omnibus]]; a fictional chap of Calvinist prudence who enjoys ''moules frites'' and a weekly tipple with his friend, a [[Netting opinion|netting specialist]] from a [[Avocat à la cour|law firm on Avenue J. F. Kennedy]], and who invests his savings in definitive, bearer [[Eurobond]]s.<ref>According to the Federal Public Service (FPS) of Health, Food Chain Safety, and Environment, there are approximately 7,600 full-time dentists practicing in Belgium.</ref> | |||
Every quarter, this fellow journeys in his Citroën 2CV across the border to {{t|Luxembourg}}, where he presents neatly clipped [[coupon]]s to his [[issuer]]’s principal [[paying agent]], collects his [[interest]], meets his [[Luxembourg lawyer]] buddy a ''Aéroport d’Hercule Poirot'' where the two of them take a cheap flight to Malaga and decamp on a two-week coke-fueled bender across the Balearic. | Every quarter, this fellow journeys in his Citroën 2CV across the border to {{t|Luxembourg}}, where he presents neatly clipped [[coupon]]s to his [[issuer]]’s principal [[paying agent]], collects his [[interest]], meets his [[Luxembourg lawyer]] buddy a ''Aéroport d’Hercule Poirot'' where the two of them take a cheap flight to Malaga and decamp on a two-week coke-fueled bender across the Balearic. | ||
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*The [[netting opinion]] | *The [[netting opinion]] | ||
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