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The risks attested to by dialogue boxes fall into two categories: ''real'' ones and ''bullshit'' ones.  
The risks attested to by dialogue boxes fall into two categories: ''real'' ones and ''bullshit'' ones.  


''Real'' ones, we think, will naturally weed themselves out in the same way that, as {{author|Rory Sutherland}} wryly suggested, a dishwasher does: if you want to make everything in your kitchen dishwasher-proof, ''just put everything in the dishwasher''. Within 3-weeks, hey presto! Everything left will be dishwasher-proof. In the same way, ''real'' risks addressed by salutary dialogue boxes, auto-generated email reminders and the like will surely present themselves from time to time, and it will be no surprise that this dumb, set-and-forget prophylactic will be singularly ineffective at preventing the risk realising itself. But it will provide management with a culprit: a bad apple; a weak gazelle, a [[root cause]]. The poor sod who missed it will doubtless pay the P45 price — don’t let the door smack you on the arse on your way out, friend — said smacked arse covering not its condemned owner, but the systemic failure that this “human error” conceals. {{author|Sidney Dekker}} rights persuasively about this in {{fieldguide}}.  
''Real'' ones, we think, will naturally weed themselves out in the same way that, as {{author|Rory Sutherland}} wryly suggested, a dishwasher does: if you want to make everything in your kitchen dishwasher-proof, ''just put everything in the dishwasher''. Within 3-weeks, hey presto! Everything left will be dishwasher-proof. In the same way, ''real'' risks addressed by salutary dialogue boxes, auto-generated email reminders and the like will surely present themselves from time to time, and it will be no surprise that this dumb, set-and-forget prophylactic will be singularly ineffective at preventing the risk realising itself. But it will provide management with a culprit: a bad apple; a weak gazelle, a [[root cause]]. The poor sod who missed it will doubtless pay the P45 price — don’t let the door smack you on the arse on your way out, friend — said smacked arse covering not its condemned owner, but the systemic failure that this “human error” conceals. {{author|Sidney Dekker}} rights persuasively about this in {{br|The Field Guide to Human Error Investigations}}.  


''Bullshit'' risks, on the other hand, will remain, kludging up every employee’s day, burying themselves under open windows, causing system crashes, and doubtless full-time jobs employing and managing them to take account of whatever fantastical risks management is currently preoccupied with.
''Bullshit'' risks, on the other hand, will remain, kludging up every employee’s day, burying themselves under open windows, causing system crashes, and doubtless full-time jobs employing and managing them to take account of whatever fantastical risks management is currently preoccupied with.

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