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{{a|people|}}{{d|Operations|/ˌɒpəˈreɪʃənz/|n|}}The dirty, undignified business of making real, and then keeping on the road, all the fantastical confabulations that between them [[sales]], [[trading]] and the [[legal eagles]] dream up to put the bank into.
{{a|people|}}{{d|Operations|/ˌɒpəˈreɪʃənz/|n|}}
 
The dirty, undignified business of making real, and then keeping on the road, all the fantastical confabulations that between them [[sales]], [[trading]] and the [[legal eagles]] dream up to put the bank into.


It is astounding how little resemblance the manicured legal {{t|contract}}s bear to the real operational ebbs and flows in a bank’s systems — or, at any rate, it ''would'' be astounding, to anyone having the systems access and technical competence to understand them and compare them. Alas and alack: there are no such persons in the organisation: the impermeable division and atomic itemisation of responsibilities rendered by the [[service catalog]] will have seen to that. It’s odd, really: we call this “specialisation”. Brain surgeons call it “lobotomy”.
It is astounding how little resemblance the manicured legal {{t|contract}}s bear to the real operational ebbs and flows in a bank’s systems — or, at any rate, it ''would'' be astounding, to anyone having the systems access and technical competence to understand them and compare them. Alas and alack: there are no such persons in the organisation: the impermeable division and atomic itemisation of responsibilities rendered by the [[service catalog]] will have seen to that. It’s odd, really: we call this “specialisation”. Brain surgeons call it “lobotomy”.

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