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{{pe}}A boon and a bane. On one hand they can cut through needless word-proliferation:
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}}A boon and a bane. On one hand they can cut through needless word-proliferation:


{{quote|“'''[[ERISA]]'''” means The [[Employee Retirement Income Security Act of 1974]] (Pub.L. 93–406, 88 Stat. 829, enacted September 2, 1974, codified in part at 29 U.S.C. ch. 18) as amended, restated or superseded from time to time.”}}
{{quote|“'''[[ERISA]]'''” means The [[Employee Retirement Income Security Act of 1974]] (Pub.L. 93–406, 88 Stat. 829, enacted September 2, 1974, codified in part at 29 U.S.C. ch. 18) as amended, restated or superseded from time to time.”}}
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I humbly submit it does not. Especially since, notwithstanding all that towering anality, the miserable blighter didn’t even get it right. It is the “The Financial Collateral ''Arrangements'' (No.2) Regulations 2003”.  
I humbly submit it does not. Especially since, notwithstanding all that towering anality, the miserable blighter didn’t even get it right. It is the “The Financial Collateral ''Arrangements'' (No.2) Regulations 2003”.  


''Twat''.
''Git''.
===The definition as [[Biggs Hoson]]===
===The definition as [[Biggs Hoson]]===
The final way to use definitions is as some kind of hymn to pedantry. This appeals to fans of [[Havid Dilbert]]’s programme to find a complete and consistent set of axiomatic legal propositions. [[Dilbert’s programme]] eschews the undefined use of any expression, however banal or self-evident, in any agreement, on the grounds that it opens the way to [[Cardozo indeterminacy]]. Thus where we find undefined words, we define them ''exactly as they are'', [[for the avoidance of doubt|to avoid a doubt]] so minuscule it heartily crosses the threshold between completeness and paranoia:  
The final way to use definitions is as some kind of hymn to pedantry. This appeals to fans of [[Havid Dilbert]]’s programme to find a complete and consistent set of axiomatic legal propositions. [[Dilbert’s programme]] eschews the undefined use of any expression, however banal or self-evident, in any agreement, on the grounds that it opens the way to [[Cardozo indeterminacy]]. Thus where we find undefined words, we define them ''exactly as they are'', [[for the avoidance of doubt|to avoid a doubt]] so minuscule it heartily crosses the threshold between completeness and paranoia:  

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