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{{a|confcall|}}According to the [[first law of work entropy]], it is logically impossible for a [[conference call]] to start on time. Outside the German speaking world, the probability of anyone dialling in to any conference call even a moment more before it is scheduled to begin is as close to zero as makes no difference. The likelihood of any two being perfectly on time is slimmer still. Since, as {{buchstein}} wryly noted, “one cannot meet alone”,<ref>{{Buchstein}}, {{dsh}}, III, ii.</ref> the point at which a [[conference call]] can becomes ontologically quorate is necessarily a non-trivial period of time ''after'' its scheduled start.
{{a|confcall|}}According to the [[first law of work entropy]], it is logically impossible for a conference call to start on time.  
 
Outside the German-speaking world, the probability of anyone dialling in to any conference call even a moment more before it is scheduled to begin is as close to zero as makes no difference. The likelihood of any two being perfectly on time is slimmer still. Since, as {{buchstein}} wryly noted, “one cannot meet alone”,<ref>{{Buchstein}}, {{dsh}}, III, ii.</ref> the point at which a [[conference call]] can becomes ontologically quorate is necessarily a non-trivial period of time ''after'' its scheduled start.


This heuristic does not hold in the German-speaking world, however.
This heuristic does not hold in the German-speaking world, however.
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*[[Warteschleifenmusikopfer]]
*[[Warteschleifenmusikopfer]]
*[[Meeting paradox]]
*[[Meeting paradox]]
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