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{{a|heroes|{{image|Nosferatu|jpg|450px|Mr. [[Nosferatu]] discussing passive investment strategies with a client yesterday}}}}Known to followers of the [[Good Man]] as the [[Dark Lord of the Swaps]], [[Nosferatu]] was a Romanian noble, [[Oleg | {{a|heroes|{{image|Nosferatu|jpg|450px|Mr. [[Nosferatu]] discussing passive investment strategies with a client yesterday}}}}Known to followers of the [[Good Man]] as the [[Dark Lord of the Swaps]], [[Nosferatu]] was a Romanian noble, [[Oleg Paripasu]], exiled from his [[family office]], headquartered high in the Carpathian mountains, at the top of a winding road not far from Făgăraș. He travelled without rest for forty days and forty nights, across the European feudal lands, eventually finding shelter and company with a remote marauding band from the gallic city of Salomoné of in the wild woods of Bretton, where he met and befriended Saxon warlord Reg Margin, inadvertently sending him to his death at the hands of some renegade [[Synthæse]]. | ||
He — or ''it'' — was was accursed, doomed to roam the financial landscape laying waste to the unwary and hubristic until the [[omega|great day of summary judgment]]. If there was a monetary disaster, you could be sure he was there. His is a long and magnificent history, first clearing Transylvanian [[Futures|futures]] for the Medicis and Rothschilds, only to meet a sticky end when [[tulip mania]] finally broke in 1637. But, miraculously, the [[Dark Lord]] was ''short''. He was Mr. Arthur Anderson, an accounting consultant in 1998. He was on the Nobel committee who awarded its economic prize to Black and Scholes. He was Jericho Moody, whose agency assessed financial instruments. He was Marc du Marquette, convenor of the original Financial Accounting Standards Board. | He — or ''it'' — was was accursed, doomed to roam the financial landscape laying waste to the unwary and hubristic until the [[omega|great day of summary judgment]]. If there was a monetary disaster, you could be sure he was there. His is a long and magnificent history, first clearing Transylvanian [[Futures|futures]] for the Medicis and Rothschilds, only to meet a sticky end when [[tulip mania]] finally broke in 1637. But, miraculously, the [[Dark Lord]] was ''short''. He was Mr. Arthur Anderson, an accounting consultant in 1998. He was on the Nobel committee who awarded its economic prize to Black and Scholes. He was Jericho Moody, whose agency assessed financial instruments. He was Marc du Marquette, convenor of the original Financial Accounting Standards Board. | ||