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They have the beauty and longevity of elves but the familial parochiality, and love of home and hearth of hobbits. Though naturally wild they thrive in captivity, are easily domesticated and form by themselves into peaceable communities stay passive for years, yielding an odd sort of emergent, but nonetheless tangible, benefit — known in Lanchmani as “''rehnt''” — to those who take care of them.  
They have the beauty and longevity of elves but the familial parochiality, and love of home and hearth of hobbits. Though naturally wild they thrive in captivity, are easily domesticated and form by themselves into peaceable communities stay passive for years, yielding an odd sort of emergent, but nonetheless tangible, benefit — known in Lanchmani as “''rehnt''” — to those who take care of them.  


They remain stupid and delicate, however, and are easily crushed in the gears of progress if not properly protected. What is more, when riled, their herding instinct can take over. If allowed to run, the {{Cotw}} can display apparently supernatural powers of intuition, panic and destruction of their surroundings. These powers (the “emergentiæ” — it resembles the [[murmuration]] of starlings) do not manifest in the hands of single wood-children, but only amongst abnormally large groups of them, when concerted and concentrated. it can have devastating and unexpected consequences, even in the face of powerful military force. The emergentiæ is in fact ''not'' magical, but a function of an instinctive tendency to copy what their immediate neighbours are doing, even when apparently destructive to the individual’s personal wellbeing.   
They remain stupid and delicate, however, and are easily crushed in the gears of progress if not properly protected. What is more, when riled, their herding instinct can take over. If allowed to run, the {{Cotw}} can display apparently supernatural powers of collective intuition which can cause panic and have devastating and unexpected consequences on their surroundings it, even in the face of powerful military force. This collective power (the “emergentiæ” — it resembled the [[murmuration]] of starlings) did not manifest in the hands of single wood-children, but only amongst abnormally large groups of them, when concerted and concentrated. The emergentiæ was in fact ''not'' magical, but a function of the wood-child’s instinctive tendency to copy her immediate neighbours, even when apparently destructive to her own personal wellbeing.   


emergentiæ These powers are not . Thus, the {{cotw}} inspire a peculiar mixture of pity, reverence, fear and respect.  
Thus,  amongst the [[Mohloki]] and, to a lesser extent, the [[Lanchmani]], the {{cotw}} inspired a peculiar mixture of pity, reverence, fear and respect.  


They eschew all financial weaponry, dealing only in individual ''stoki'' (small rabbit-like creatures they hunt in the Woods), but they have since become somewhat domesticated, supplementing and in many cases abandoning their traditional diet for a manufactured puree called “etievs” and “pensioni”, foodstuffs comprised of real woodland harvest made for them by the Mohloki.
==== Diet and environs ====
Wood-children were basic, eschewing all [[financial technology]], dealing only in the amount of individual ''stoki'' (small rabbit-like creatures they hunted in the Woods) they or their families could eat, but as they became domesticated they would supplementing their diet — in many cases abandoning their traditional diet altegether — with a manufactured puree the Mohloki made for them (called variously “''etievs''” or “''etiens''”) and the older specimens would eat  a less-calorific preparation called “''pensioni''”.


In light of their delicate but dangerous nature, by regal proclamation the {{cotw}} are to be kept separated, confused, uneducated, and in a perpetual state of disarray and bafflement and conflict with each other such that they do not coordinate. By the same token they are to be protected by royal decree, above all other civil and military priorities and may not be hunted or exploited, except be special kid glove ministeria set up for the sole purpose.
==== Protection and separation ====
In light of their delicate but, when gathered, dangerous nature, by regal proclamation, the {{cotw}} were kept separated, confused, uneducated, and in a perpetual state of disarray and bafflement and conflict with each other. This ensured they would not gather, and if they did they would argue with each other on trifling matters. The Lanchmani invented games and pastimes for them the accentuate these affiliations.  
 
By the same token they were protected and, above all other civil and military priorities, it was forbidden to hunt or exploit the {{Cotw}}, except with the special permission and authorisation of the King, who set up a ministry for that sole purpose.


In the castle the Mohloki are fed an articulated slop comprising commercially harvested stocks and bonds, bones, brains,  testicles, hallucinogenic juice of mushrooms which are designed to be, or at least give the impression of being,  super nutritious — but periodically are riven with toxins and bacteria causing sudden, widespread bouts of dissentry, meningitis or even death. The Lanchmani — the ruling class, do not eat this slop but extract a creamy essence off the first batch - before it had a chance to go off - and eat that. It is a much prized delicacy.
In the castle the Mohloki are fed an articulated slop comprising commercially harvested stocks and bonds, bones, brains,  testicles, hallucinogenic juice of mushrooms which are designed to be, or at least give the impression of being,  super nutritious — but periodically are riven with toxins and bacteria causing sudden, widespread bouts of dissentry, meningitis or even death. The Lanchmani — the ruling class, do not eat this slop but extract a creamy essence off the first batch - before it had a chance to go off - and eat that. It is a much prized delicacy.

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