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:“Did you know that for a disguise, [[elephant]]s paint the soles of their feet yellow, and hide upside-down in custard?” <br>  
“Did you know that for a disguise, [[elephant]]s paint the soles of their feet yellow, and hide upside-down in custard?” <br>  
:“''What''?! That’s preposterous! Trouble me not with such nonsense.” <br>
“''What''?! That’s preposterous! Trouble me not with such nonsense.” <br>
:“But have you ever ''seen'' an [[elephant]] hiding upside-down in custard?”<br>
“But have you ever ''seen'' an [[elephant]] hiding upside-down in custard?”<br>
:“No —”<br>
“No —”<br>
:“SHOWS WHAT A GOOD DISGUISE IT IS.”<br>
“SHOWS WHAT A GOOD DISGUISE IT IS.”<br>

Revision as of 17:47, 2 February 2021

“Did you know that for a disguise, elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow, and hide upside-down in custard?”
“What?! That’s preposterous! Trouble me not with such nonsense.”
“But have you ever seen an elephant hiding upside-down in custard?”
“No —”
“SHOWS WHAT A GOOD DISGUISE IT IS.”

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