The Armourer

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The Armourer, also known as “E” — no-one knows what E stands for, though speculation is rife — is the principle munitions expert at the settlement. No one knows her name. Legend has it that she was a key protagonist in the battle for Bretton Woods, where she lost a leg, and is a dead eye sniper who could put 3 bullet swaps in a TARGET. She fits out all Opco’s bump stock GMSLAs. She was issued with a stiff prosthetic leg which never worked, so she designed her own adjustable one out of old OSLA parts. Luckily it turned out to be a lot lighter than a traditional “fixed leg”, which came in handy when it was shot off a couple of times over water, and she was able to retrieve her floating leg.

First introduced in The Armourer: An Opco Boone Adventure