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{{a|technology|[[File:Cricket prediction.png|450px|thumb|center|A likely sporting outcome according to Google yesterday]]}}An occasional running series.


Your job is safe as long as:
Your job is safe as long as:
*Google thinks this is a sensible probability for a cricket match:
 
*Google thinks that ==> is a sensible win prediction for a cricket match:
*Microsoft’s auto-correct for bhusiness suggests “bushiness” but not “business”
*Microsoft’s auto-correct for bhusiness suggests “bushiness” but not “business”
*Android voice recognition interprets “Richard Strauss” as “Richard’s trouser”
*Android voice recognition interprets “Richard Strauss” as “Richard’s trouser”

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An occasional series.
A likely sporting outcome according to Google yesterday
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An occasional running series.

Your job is safe as long as:

  • Google thinks that ==> is a sensible win prediction for a cricket match:
  • Microsoft’s auto-correct for bhusiness suggests “bushiness” but not “business”
  • Android voice recognition interprets “Richard Strauss” as “Richard’s trouser”

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