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{{a|security|}}{{quote|{{caps|Marty DiBergi}}: Your first drummer was —<br>
{{a|security|}}{{quote|{{caps|Marty DiBergi}}: Your first drummer was —<br>
{{caps|David St. Hubbins}}: John Stumpy Pepys. Great great, tall blond geek with glasses. Good drummer: great look, good drummer.
{{caps|David St. Hubbins}}: John “Stumpy” Pepys. Great great, tall blond geek with glasses. Good drummer: great look, good drummer.
{{caps|Marty DiBergi}}: What happened to him?
{{caps|Marty DiBergi}}: What happened to him?
{{caps|David St. Hubbins}}: He died. He died in a bizarre gardening accident, some years back.<br>
{{caps|David St. Hubbins}}: He died. He died in a bizarre gardening accident, some years back.<br>
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{{caps|Nigel Tufnel}}: Stumpy Joe. Eric “Stumpy Joe” Childs.<br>
{{caps|Nigel Tufnel}}: Stumpy Joe. Eric “Stumpy Joe” Childs.<br>
Marty DiBergi}}: And what happened to Stumpy Joe? <br>
Marty DiBergi}}: And what happened to Stumpy Joe? <br>
{{caps|Derek Smalls}}: It’s not a very pleasant story, but — he died. He choked on — ahh — the official explanation was he choked on vomit.
{{caps|Derek Smalls}}: Well, it’s not a very pleasant story, but — he died. He choked on — the official explanation was he choked on vomit. He passed away.
{{caps|Nigel Tufnel}}: It was actually – it was actually someone else’s vomit. You know, there’s no real —
{{caps|Nigel Tufnel}}: It was actually – it was actually someone else’s vomit. You know, there’s no real —
{{caps|Derek Smalls}}: Well, they can’t prove whose vomit it was. They don’t have the ability—there’s no way of—
{{caps|Derek Smalls}}: Well, they can’t prove whose vomit it was. They don’t have the ability—there’s no way of—
{{caps|Nigel Tufnel}}: You can’t really dust for vomit.}}}}
{{caps|Nigel Tufnel}}: You can’t really dust for vomit.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jblhuMxEHw How they did this with straight faces is beyond me.</ref>}}}}
You can’t custody cash. This is the banker’s version of Nigel Tuffnel’s famous dictum, and yes it is just a weak excuse to include one of JC’s favourite lines from one of JC’s favourite movies.
You can’t custody cash. This is the banker’s version of Nigel Tuffnel’s famous dictum, and yes it is just a weak excuse to include one of JC’s favourite lines from one of JC’s favourite movies.

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Marty DiBergi: Your first drummer was —

David St. Hubbins: John “Stumpy” Pepys. Great great, tall blond geek with glasses. Good drummer: great look, good drummer. Marty DiBergi: What happened to him? David St. Hubbins: He died. He died in a bizarre gardening accident, some years back.
Nigel Tufnel: It was really one of those things. It was – you know, the authorities said, you know, best leave it — unsolved, really.
Marty DiBergi: And he was replaced by — ahh? Nigel Tufnel: Stumpy Joe. Eric “Stumpy Joe” Childs.
Marty DiBergi

: And what happened to Stumpy Joe?

Derek Smalls: Well, it’s not a very pleasant story, but — he died. He choked on — the official explanation was he choked on vomit. He passed away. Nigel Tufnel: It was actually – it was actually someone else’s vomit. You know, there’s no real — Derek Smalls: Well, they can’t prove whose vomit it was. They don’t have the ability—there’s no way of— Nigel Tufnel: You can’t really dust for vomit.[1]}}}} You can’t custody cash. This is the banker’s version of Nigel Tuffnel’s famous dictum, and yes it is just a weak excuse to include one of JC’s favourite lines from one of JC’s favourite movies.

  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jblhuMxEHw How they did this with straight faces is beyond me.