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}}In a desperate attempt to stop [[salespeople]] going, “hey [[legal eagles]], can you read this email for me”, and to counterpoint lackadaisical [[credit officer]]s saying, “the question of whether we have credit risk to that bank account is a legal question on which I can’t opine”<ref>Real-life quote, by the way, from a [[managing director]] in a global investment bank, to which the retort ''should'' have been, but I regret to say was not, “pal, if you are really saying you don’t know that, you need to [[get your coat]]”.</ref> we are running a snagging list of legal concepts about which no bank employee should plead ignorance. ''It is your job to know this stuff''.
}}In a desperate attempt to stop [[salespeople]] going, “hey [[legal eagles]], can you read this email for me”, and to counterpoint lackadaisical [[credit officer]]s saying, “the question of whether we have [[credit risk]] to our own [[bank account]] is a legal question on which I can’t opine”<ref>Real-life quote, by the way, from a [[managing director]] in a global investment bank, to which the retort ''should'' have been, but I regret to say was not, “pal, if you are really saying you don’t know that, you need to [[get your coat]]”.</ref> we are running a snagging list of legal concepts about which no bank employee should plead ignorance. ''It is your job to know this stuff''.


[[Stuff you should know]], banker’s edition, then:
[[Stuff you should know]], banker’s edition, then:


*How [[agency]] works and ''why you can’t be [[agent]] for yourself'';
*The ''nature'', if not necessarily the ''art'' of the deal: '''[[offer]]''', '''[[acceptance]]''' and '''[[consideration]]''';
*The nature of [[cash]] and [[indebtedness]];
*What an '''[[agent]]''' is, how [[agency]] works and ''why you can’t be [[agent]] for yourself'';
*The difference between [[shares]] and [[bonds]], where they fit in the [[capital structure]] and, indeed, what a [[capital structure]] ''is'';
*The nature of '''[[cash]]''', why '''[[money]]''' is different from '''[[property]]''';
*What [[trust]]s are and why we use them;
*The difference between '''[[shares]]''' and '''[[bonds]]''', where they fit in the [[capital structure]] and, indeed, what a [[capital structure]] ''is'';
*How [[bank account]]s work, and why banks don’t keep your money in a little jar with your name on it (in part because, per the nature of cash, they ''can’t'');
*What '''[[trust]]s''' are and why we use them;
*The nature of the deal: [[offer]], [[acceptance]] and [[consideration]];
*How [[bank account]]s work, what '''[[indebtedness]]''' is and what '''[[bank]]'''s do with your '''[[deposit]]'''s (and no, it isn’t “put them in a safe in a jar with your name on it”);
*[[Amendment]] and [[waiver]];
*The difference between [[amendment]] and [[waiver]];
*How [[set-off]] works, and more particularly, when it doesn’t;
*What [[set-off]] is, how it works, and when it doesn’t;
*How [[security]] works and why it is different from [[trust]];
*The difference between [[title transfer]] and [[pledge]];
*The difference between [[title transfer]] and [[pledge]];



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In a desperate attempt to stop salespeople going, “hey legal eagles, can you read this email for me”, and to counterpoint lackadaisical credit officers saying, “the question of whether we have credit risk to our own bank account is a legal question on which I can’t opine”[1] we are running a snagging list of legal concepts about which no bank employee should plead ignorance. It is your job to know this stuff.

Stuff you should know, banker’s edition, then:

See also

Derivatives as explained to my neighbour Phil

References

  1. Real-life quote, by the way, from a managing director in a global investment bank, to which the retort should have been, but I regret to say was not, “pal, if you are really saying you don’t know that, you need to get your coat”.