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{{a|email|}}A curious [[email sign off]], shot through with ambivalence. Neither the robotic dispassion of a cold “''[[greetings]]''”, nor the overtly sexualised hot “''hello there''” but something unnervingly in between — as unpleasant to the touch as a recently-vacated lavatory seat.
{{a|email|}}A curious [[email sign off]], shot through with ambivalence. Neither the robotic dispassion of a cold “''[[greetings]]''”, nor the overtly sexualised hot “''hello there''” but something unnervingly in between — a lukewarm, “dead-kipper” handshake as unpleasant to the touch as a recently-vacated lavatory seat.


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A curious email sign off, shot through with ambivalence. Neither the robotic dispassion of a cold “greetings”, nor the overtly sexualised hot “hello there” but something unnervingly in between — a lukewarm, “dead-kipper” handshake as unpleasant to the touch as a recently-vacated lavatory seat.

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