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Beats the [[Opel bloody Kadett]], wouldn't get close to [[eight jet engines]], and for the [[Rotary Mazda]] - who can honestly say?
{{a|metaphor|[[File:Rover v8.jpg|thumb|center|450px|The gloriously appointed Eight-cylinder rover]]}}Beats the [[Opel bloody Kadett]], wouldn’t get close to [[eight jet engines]], and as for the [[Rotary Mazda]] — well, who can honestly say what would happen upon a [[Wankel gambit]]? A good meta-[[metaphor]] for how life’s metaphors don’t always, as they say, bear close examination.


For in the game, a V8 Rover — okay, okay, with plush seats — may edge out an Audi Quattro or the Jaguar XJ6, but who in real life would be seen dead in one?
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The gloriously appointed Eight-cylinder rover
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Beats the Opel bloody Kadett, wouldn’t get close to eight jet engines, and as for the Rotary Mazda — well, who can honestly say what would happen upon a Wankel gambit? A good meta-metaphor for how life’s metaphors don’t always, as they say, bear close examination.

For in the game, a V8 Rover — okay, okay, with plush seats — may edge out an Audi Quattro or the Jaguar XJ6, but who in real life would be seen dead in one?

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