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{{a|people|{{image|imagine|png|Some [[libtard]]s singing [[ | {{a|people|{{image|imagine|png|Some cooped-up [[libtard]]s singing ''[[Imagine]]'' yesterday. No seriously, they were.}}}}{{Quote|“I hate conservatives but I ''really'' fucking hate liberals”. | ||
:—Matt Stone}}{{d|Libtard|/ˈlɪbtɑːd/ ~ portmanteau of ''“liberal”'' and ''“retard''”|n|}} | :—Matt Stone}}{{d|Libtard|/ˈlɪbtɑːd/ ~ portmanteau of ''“liberal”'' and ''“retard''”|n|}} | ||
An excellent name for ''we'' paid-up members of the [[metropolitan liberal elite]] — and if you are reading this, I’m afraid that most certainly means you, dear friend, for ''we'' — yes, it includes the [[JC]] too —who have truck with the world of [[financial service]]s are, by self-identification, [[libtard]]s<ref>The honourable exemption being our good friends in in the Nashville [[negotiation]] community, and then only because if they ''admit'' to being [[libtards]] they’re liable to get shot at.</ref> — because those most discomfited by the label are those who most deserve it, tweaking as it perfectly does every righteous, [[passive aggressive]] nerve in their right-minded psyche. | An excellent name for ''we'' paid-up members of the [[metropolitan liberal elite]] — and if you are reading this, I’m afraid that most certainly means you, dear friend, for ''we'' — yes, it includes the [[JC]] too —who have truck with the world of [[financial service]]s are, by self-identification, [[libtard]]s<ref>The honourable exemption being our good friends in in the Nashville [[negotiation]] community, and then only because if they ''admit'' to being [[libtards]] they’re liable to get shot at.</ref> — because those most discomfited by the label are those who most deserve it, tweaking as it perfectly does every righteous, [[passive aggressive]] nerve in their right-minded psyche. | ||
And before you ask — [[for the avoidance of doubt]], should the first person plural above have not been enough to get you across the line — yes, the [[JC]] | And before you ask — [[for the avoidance of doubt]], should the first person plural above have not been enough to get you across the line — yes, the [[JC]] is most ''definitely'' a [[libtard]]. | ||
As he was mowing his small patch of communally-owned, non-capitalist-means-of-production land this morning (with a hand-held sickle and a hammer, naturally) it occurred to the old goat that there might be a distinction between ''normal'' liberals and “libtards”, which might release him from that stigma: Libtards are liberals because they think they ''do'' know what’s best for everyone else. ''Normal'' liberals are liberals because they are pretty sure they ''don’t''. | As he was mowing his small patch of communally-owned, non-capitalist-means-of-production land this morning (with a hand-held sickle and a hammer, naturally) it occurred to the old goat that there might be a distinction between ''normal'' liberals and “libtards”, which might release him from that stigma: Libtards are liberals because they think they ''do'' know what’s best for everyone else. ''Normal'' liberals are liberals because they are pretty sure they ''don’t''. | ||
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“I hate conservatives but I really fucking hate liberals”.
- —Matt Stone
Libtard
/ˈlɪbtɑːd/ ~ portmanteau of “liberal” and “retard” (n.)
An excellent name for we paid-up members of the metropolitan liberal elite — and if you are reading this, I’m afraid that most certainly means you, dear friend, for we — yes, it includes the JC too —who have truck with the world of financial services are, by self-identification, libtards[1] — because those most discomfited by the label are those who most deserve it, tweaking as it perfectly does every righteous, passive aggressive nerve in their right-minded psyche.
And before you ask — for the avoidance of doubt, should the first person plural above have not been enough to get you across the line — yes, the JC is most definitely a libtard.
As he was mowing his small patch of communally-owned, non-capitalist-means-of-production land this morning (with a hand-held sickle and a hammer, naturally) it occurred to the old goat that there might be a distinction between normal liberals and “libtards”, which might release him from that stigma: Libtards are liberals because they think they do know what’s best for everyone else. Normal liberals are liberals because they are pretty sure they don’t.
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- ↑ The honourable exemption being our good friends in in the Nashville negotiation community, and then only because if they admit to being libtards they’re liable to get shot at.