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Now a naïve observer might suppose that multinational [[investment bank|investment banks]] should be made of sterner stuff, especially as they’ll generally have as many people arriving who can spill such wondrous secrets as they’ll lose in any given period. (Investment bankers are nothing if not fickle: the turnover is conservatively 10% per annum). | Now a naïve observer might suppose that multinational [[investment bank|investment banks]] should be made of sterner stuff, especially as they’ll generally have as many people arriving who can spill such wondrous secrets as they’ll lose in any given period. (Investment bankers are nothing if not fickle: the turnover is conservatively 10% per annum). | ||
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This is to forget that these sorts of micro employment policies are set not by shareholders but by fellow employees who fancy a similar deal as and when they switch jobs. | This is to forget that these sorts of micro employment policies are set not by shareholders but by fellow employees who fancy a similar deal as and when they switch jobs. | ||
Investment banking pay is scandalous enough before you consider that one salary in ten in a given year is paid to the already departed. | Investment banking pay is scandalous enough before you consider that one salary in ten in a given year is paid to the already departed. | ||
Revision as of 10:30, 26 October 2017
- The kiss of the sun for pardon,
- The song of the birds for mirth,
- One is nearer God's Heart in a garden
- Than anywhere else on Earth.
- —Dorothy Frances Gurney
A swizz, pure and simple.
The argument goes that each front office banker, salesperson and trader is so special and so important, and his departure will thus wreak such havoc on the forward prospects the bank (through the disclosure of client lists, trading strategies and the like) that he should be paid to sit at home doing nothing (“gardening” — ha!) from the moment he announces an intention to leave until the expiry of his notice period.
As a matter of solemn & immutable practice, therefore all such employees are frog-marched off the premises and “forced” to sit at home for between three and twelve months on full pay from the moment they resign: the more senior the employee, the longer the period at the greater monthly salary.
Now a naïve observer might suppose that multinational investment banks should be made of sterner stuff, especially as they’ll generally have as many people arriving who can spill such wondrous secrets as they’ll lose in any given period. (Investment bankers are nothing if not fickle: the turnover is conservatively 10% per annum).
Dramatis personae: CEO | CFO | Client | Employees: Divers · Excuse pre-loaders · Survivors · Contractors · The Muppet Show | Middle management: COO · Consultant · MBA | Controllers: Financial reporting | Risk | Credit | Operations | IT | Legal: GC · Inhouse counsel · Docs unit · Litigator · Tax lawyer · US attorney Lawyer | Front office: Trading | Structuring | Sales |
This is to forget that these sorts of micro employment policies are set not by shareholders but by fellow employees who fancy a similar deal as and when they switch jobs.
Investment banking pay is scandalous enough before you consider that one salary in ten in a given year is paid to the already departed.