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{{g}}Three letters that should sound an instant air-raid siren in your head. Usually possessed by [[management consultant]]s. Head for a bunker if you encounter one of these, before they say something easily, and assign you to do it.
{{g}}Three letters that should sound an instant air-raid siren in your head. Usually possessed by [[management consultant]]s. Head for a bunker if you encounter one of these, before they say something easily, and assign you to do it.


They'll say it's in the [[service catalog]].
They'll say it’s in the [[service catalog]].


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Three letters that should sound an instant air-raid siren in your head. Usually possessed by management consultants. Head for a bunker if you encounter one of these, before they say something easily, and assign you to do it.

They'll say it’s in the service catalog.

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