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:“I hate conservatives but I ''really'' fucking hate liberals”.
:“I hate conservatives but I ''really'' fucking hate liberals”.
:::—Matt Stone
:::—Matt Stone

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“I hate conservatives but I really fucking hate liberals”.
—Matt Stone

Libtard is an excellent name for we paid-up members of the metropolitan liberal elite — and if you are reading this, I’m afraid that means you, dear friend, for we who have truck with the world of derivatives are, by self-identification, almost certainly libtards[1] — because those most discomfited by the label are those who most deserve it, tweaking as it perfectly does every righteous, passive aggressive nerve in their right-minded psyche.

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  1. The honourable exemption being our good friends in in the Nashville negotiation community, and then only because if they admit to being libtards they’re liable to get shot at.