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==[[Strange Negotiation]]==
''With profound apologies to Wilfred Owen. Honestly, I am really sorry to do this to you.''<br>
''With profound apologies to Wilfred Owen. Honestly, I am really sorry to do this to you.''<br>


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Some profound dull [[representation]], long since [[Waiver|waived]] <br>
Some profound dull [[representation]], long since [[Waiver|waived]] <br>
Through [[credit]] whose dyspeptic permission granted <br>
Through [[credit]] whose dyspeptic permission granted <br>
Though [[caveat|caveated]] teeth, a route to our sweet resolve. <br>  
Though [[caveat|caveated]] teeth, a route to our sweet [[Consensus ad idem|resolve]]. <br>  


Yet also there [[Encumbrance|encumbered]] assets groaned, <br>
Yet also there [[Encumbrance|encumbered]] [[asset]]s groaned, <br>
Too [[Fixed charge|fix’d in charge]] or [[pledge]] to be bestirred. <br>
Too [[Fixed charge|fix’d in charge]], or [[pledge]], or [[lien]] to be [[reused]]. <br>
Then, as I probed the [[lien]]s, one sprang up, and cried<br>
Then, as I probed the [[lien]]s, one sprang up, and cried<br>
With piteous [[recharacterisation]] in his eyes, <br>
With piteous [[recharacterisation]] in his eyes, <br>
Lifting distressèd claims, as if to clarify. <br>
Lifting distressèd claims, as if to clarify. <br>
And by his [[carve-out]], I knew that [[margin call]],— <br>
His speculation tanked, I made that [[margin call]],— <br>
[[Without limitation|Absent limit]], [[For the avoidance of doubt|all doubt avoided]]: we stood in Hell. <br>
[[Without limitation|Absent limit]], [[For the avoidance of doubt|all doubt avoided]]: we stood in Hell. <br>


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The whole [[Entropy|entropic]] ''all''. <br>
The whole [[Entropy|entropic]] ''all''. <br>


And if I grieve, I grieve for wasted words: <br>
And if I grieve, I grieve for wasted [[Verbiage|word]]s: <br>
Cast carelessly about, in clumps and hanks of twisted [[flannel]] — <br>
Cast carelessly about, in clumps and hanks of twisted [[flannel]] — <br>
[[Carve-in]]s, [[carve-out]]s, carve-ons; carve-unders strewn about <br>
[[Carve-in]]s, [[carve-out]]s, carve-ons; carve-unders strewn about <br>
In [[fractal]] spumes: a [[Anal paradox|paradoxic annal]].<br>
In [[fractal]] spumes: a [[Anal paradox|paradoxic annal]].<br>
For, by my glee, might many men have laughed,<br>  
For, by my glee, might many lawy’rs laugh,<br>  
At my [[double negative]]s. [[I'm not going to die in a ditch about it|That ditch, in which I thought<br>I would not lie]], <br>
At my [[double negative]]s. [[I'm not going to die in a ditch about it|That ditch, in which I thought<br>I would not lie]], <br>
I must now die. <br>
I must now die. <br>
And so [[Expiration Date - Equity Derivatives Provision|expired]] — [[Mark-down|marked-down]] — the [[option]] cruelly tamed: <br>
And so [[Expiration Date - Equity Derivatives Provision|expired]] — [[Mark-down|marked-down]] — the [[option]] cruelly tamed: <br>
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Courage was mine, and I had mystery; <br>
Courage was mine, and I had mystery; <br>
Wisdom was mine, and I had mastery: <br>
Wisdom was mine, and I had mastery: <br>
To miss the march of this retreating world <br>
To miss the text of this redacting world <br>
Into vain citadels that are not walled. <br>
Into vain [[incluso]]s that are not walled. <br>
Then, when much blood had clogged their chariot-wheels, <br>
Then, when much blood had clogged their chariot-wheels, <br>
I would go up and wash them from sweet wells, <br>
I would go up and wash them from sweet wells, <br>

Revision as of 13:52, 9 February 2021

With profound apologies to Wilfred Owen. Honestly, I am really sorry to do this to you.

It seemed that from that conference call I escalated
Some profound dull representation, long since waived
Through credit whose dyspeptic permission granted
Though caveated teeth, a route to our sweet resolve.

Yet also there encumbered assets groaned,
Too fix’d in charge, or pledge, or lien to be reused.
Then, as I probed the liens, one sprang up, and cried
With piteous recharacterisation in his eyes,
Lifting distressèd claims, as if to clarify.
His speculation tanked, I made that margin call,—
Absent limit, all doubt avoided: we stood in Hell.

With a thousand fears that doc-jockey’s face was grained;
Yet, no Representations (to which Part 3(c) applied)
Reached there from where our career aspirations died,
And no covenants thumped, in extent or scope inordinate.
“Strange friend,” I said, “I see no incoming credit support.”
“None,” said that other, “save this unperfectèd charge,
The hopelessness. Whatever beneficial interest I hold,
Was title to this wretched asset flawed?
Were’st thou by my tax attorney’s explanation bored?
Her expertise lies not in thought, nor deed, nor tedious phrase,
But mocks the steady drifting of one’s gaze,
Toward the floor — the wall — the sky —
The whole entropic all.

And if I grieve, I grieve for wasted words:
Cast carelessly about, in clumps and hanks of twisted flannel
Carve-ins, carve-outs, carve-ons; carve-unders strewn about
In fractal spumes: a paradoxic annal.
For, by my glee, might many lawy’rs laugh,
At my double negatives. That ditch, in which I thought
I would not lie
,
I must now die.
And so expiredmarked-down — the option cruelly tamed:
The bid price of war, the offered war disclaimed.
No key man shall have a NAV trigger pulled onced waived.
And should one follow, modified, and be saved.
Execution will be swift, regardless of the TARGET.
None will break their cost of funding though their change in law.
Courage was mine, and I had mystery;
Wisdom was mine, and I had mastery:
To miss the text of this redacting world
Into vain inclusos that are not walled.
Then, when much blood had clogged their chariot-wheels,
I would go up and wash them from sweet wells,
Even with truths that lie too deep for taint.
I would have poured my spirit without stint
But not through wounds; not on the cess of war.
Foreheads of men have bled where no wounds were.

“I am the enemy you killed, my friend.
I knew you in this dark: for so you frowned
Yesterday through me as you jabbed and killed.
I parried; but my hands were loath and cold.
Let us sleep now. . . .”