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{{a|work|{{subtable|'''''Important [[disclaimer]]''': Sullivan and Cromwell is a celebrated Manhattan firm of [[US Attorney]]s. It isn’t ''really'' a disguised coven of [[vampire]]s and its relationship with prominent Wall Street brokerage firms has no supernatural aspect of any kind and you are quite safe visiting its premises without traditional anti-[[vampire]] accoutrements.''<ref>As far as anyone knows for sure.</ref>.}}}}Sullivan and Cromwell is an eternal succubus,{{important disclaimer}} famously thrown out of heaven with Beelzebub in Milton’s ''Paradise Lost''.{{important disclaimer}} Its partners are immortal,{{important disclaimer}} cannot tolerate sunlight{{important disclaimer}} and have an age-old, iron grip on frozen heart of the legal department of Goldman Sachs.{{important disclaimer}} | {{a|work| | ||
[[File:Nosferatu.jpg|450px|thumb|center|The founding partner of S&C feeding on the soul of a Vampire Squid yesterday.{{important disclaimer}}]] | |||
{{subtable|'''''Important [[disclaimer]]''': Sullivan and Cromwell is a celebrated Manhattan firm of [[US Attorney]]s. It isn’t ''really'' a disguised coven of [[vampire]]s and its relationship with prominent Wall Street brokerage firms has no supernatural aspect of any kind and you are quite safe visiting its premises without traditional anti-[[vampire]] accoutrements.''<ref>As far as anyone knows for sure.</ref>.}}}}Sullivan and Cromwell is an eternal succubus,{{important disclaimer}} famously thrown out of heaven with Beelzebub in Milton’s ''Paradise Lost''.{{important disclaimer}} Its partners are immortal,{{important disclaimer}} cannot tolerate sunlight{{important disclaimer}} and have an age-old, iron grip on frozen heart of the legal department of Goldman Sachs.{{important disclaimer}} | |||
To be safe, a well-prepared visitor to 125 Broad Street should take holy water,{{important disclaimer}} garlic,{{important disclaimer}} crucifixes{{important disclaimer}} and ideally Gregory Peck{{important disclaimer}} (but failing him, at least have ''Tubular Bells'' on the Walkman).{{important disclaimer}} | To be safe, a well-prepared visitor to 125 Broad Street should take holy water,{{important disclaimer}} garlic,{{important disclaimer}} crucifixes{{important disclaimer}} and ideally Gregory Peck{{important disclaimer}} (but failing him, at least have ''Tubular Bells'' on the Walkman).{{important disclaimer}} | ||
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Sullivan and Cromwell is an eternal succubus,[1] famously thrown out of heaven with Beelzebub in Milton’s Paradise Lost.[1] Its partners are immortal,[1] cannot tolerate sunlight[1] and have an age-old, iron grip on frozen heart of the legal department of Goldman Sachs.[1]
To be safe, a well-prepared visitor to 125 Broad Street should take holy water,[1] garlic,[1] crucifixes[1] and ideally Gregory Peck[1] (but failing him, at least have Tubular Bells on the Walkman).[1]
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