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Not to be confused with the [[Schwarzschild radius of alcohol consumption]], with which it bears superficial similarities. | Not to be confused with the [[Schwarzschild radius of alcohol consumption]], with which it bears superficial similarities. | ||
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A negotiation’s “event horizon”[1] is the threshold beyond which, through serial “clarifications” from disparate lawyers, para-legals, negotiators and documentation specialists, the legal contract passes irreversibly into a heat death of pure ennui. An Earth-bound lawyer crossing that threshold passes a point of no return: she will be unable to resist the fascination of trying to understand and even further “improve” the contract, will hold out hope of rescuing it from semantic oblivion, but will eventually be crushed utterly by the colossal forces of gravitational tedium, whence her only hope is to be regurgitated into a parallel universe as a transverse spume of pure cosmic energy (known in some markets as an exchange-traded derivatives specialist).
This came close to happening in September 2008 during the finalisation of the 2008 ISDA Master Agreement, a catastrophic spacio-legal dislocation of Euclidian space-time that almost destroyed global finance as we know it. Not to be confused with the Schwarzschild radius of alcohol consumption, with which it bears superficial similarities.
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- ↑ also its “Schwarzschild radius ”