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<small>Find out about [[weaselry]] and its continental cousin, ''[[wieselspiele]]''. Not funny? [[I never said it was]]. </small><br>
<small>Find out about [[weaselry]] and its continental cousin, ''[[wieselspiele]]''. Not funny? [[I never said it was]]. </small><br>
<small>Find out about the [[Jolly Contrarian]]’s legal [[maxim]] generation service.</small> <br>
<small>Find out about our '''legal [[maxim]]''' generation service. [[Latin]] and [[German]] specialities! </small> <br>
<small>You've heardabout [[proviso]]s, but do you know about [[incluso]]s or even [[provuso]]s? I mean, how pedantic ''is'' your drafting?</small> <br>
<small>You've heardabout '''[[proviso]]s''', but do you know about ''[[incluso]]s''' or even '''[[provuso]]s'''? <br>
<small>[[Kilimanjaro]]: Just how far ''is'' it from the [[Serengeti]], and what has [[Olympus]] got to do with anything? We answer the questions [[Toto]] wouldn't.</small>
<small>'''[[Kilimanjaro]]''': Just how far ''is'' it from the '''[[Serengeti]]''', and what has '''[[Olympus]]''' got to do with anything? We answer the questions '''[[Toto]]''' wouldn’t. Or ''couldn’t''.</small>
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Revision as of 09:31, 6 December 2017

Latest news

Find out about weaselry and its continental cousin, wieselspiele. Not funny? I never said it was.
Find out about our legal maxim generation service. Latin and German specialities!
You've heardabout provisos', but do you know about inclusos or even provusos?
Kilimanjaro: Just how far is it from the Serengeti, and what has Olympus got to do with anything? We answer the questions Toto wouldn’t. Or couldn’t.

So you wanna...

Get in touch? Ping us here.
Follow? We’re on Twitter, but we can’t work the app very well.
Complain? Who can blame you? Open your window and have a good old shout.
Leave a tip? Then find out more about Georgia’s Fund.


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