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You will know them when you see them. And you will kill them, and those from whose lips they tumble.

Going forward the direction of travel across the franchise for this workstream will be to solutionise around the alpha piece where, net net, our offering will be to leverage the delta between our best in class solutions, relentlessly driving revenue growth, and the increasingly competitive market place, engaging with stakeholders to deliver client excellence across the regulatory landscape, transitioning the connectivity of our deep relationships and pairing our deep understanding and meaningful presence in the emerging market construct to drive greater convergence across strategic touchpoints and evolve best practice, aligning our seamless client performance and ambition to deliver.

This will be a stretch assignment for the subject matter experts in a changing environment, who can reach around our network of subject matter experts to connect optimally with service line partners with the goal of zero tolerance for outages and impactfulimpactful … someone? anyone? help! I’m high as a kite!

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