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[[Libtard]] is a particularly excellent name for we paid-up members of the [[metropolitan liberal elite]] — and if you are reading this, I’m afraid that means you, dear friend, for we who have truck with the world of [[derivative]]s are, by self-identification, almost certainly [[libtard]]s<ref>The honourable exemption being our good friends in in the Nashville [[negotiation]] community, and then only because if they ''admit'' to being [[libtards]] they’re liable to get shot at.</ref> — because those who really dislike the term are those who most deserve it.  
[[Libtard]] is an excellent name for we paid-up members of the [[metropolitan liberal elite]] — and if you are reading this, I’m afraid that means you, dear friend, for we who have truck with the world of [[derivative]]s are, by self-identification, almost certainly [[libtard]]s<ref>The honourable exemption being our good friends in in the Nashville [[negotiation]] community, and then only because if they ''admit'' to being [[libtards]] they’re liable to get shot at.</ref> — because those most discomfited by the label are those who most deserve it, tweaking as it perfectly does every [[righteous]], [[passive aggressive]] nerve in their right-minded psyche.


It was those fabulous gentlemen [[Trey Parker]] and [[Matt Stone]] who, inadvertently, encapsulated what we now call South Park Republicanism: “''I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals''”.
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“I hate conservatives but I really fucking hate liberals”.
—Matt Stone

Libtard is an excellent name for we paid-up members of the metropolitan liberal elite — and if you are reading this, I’m afraid that means you, dear friend, for we who have truck with the world of derivatives are, by self-identification, almost certainly libtards[1] — because those most discomfited by the label are those who most deserve it, tweaking as it perfectly does every righteous, passive aggressive nerve in their right-minded psyche.

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  1. The honourable exemption being our good friends in in the Nashville negotiation community, and then only because if they admit to being libtards they’re liable to get shot at.