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{{def|Murmuration|/məːməːˈreɪʃ(ə)n/|collective n|[[File:Murmuration.png|450px|thumb|center|Starts off well but then they start writing.]]}}
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}}The [[collective noun]] for a group of lawyers from that permanently yearning [[silver circle law firm]], [[Simmons & Simmons]]. After the [[collective noun]] for  a large bunch of in-flight co-ordinating [[starling|starlings]].
1. A group of [[legal eagle]]s (or more particularly, ''[[legal starling]]s'') from that ever-aspiring [[silver circle law firm]], [[Simmons & Simmons]]. They run around copying each other in a fashion that you would think would be counterproductive and prone to not really get you anywhere, but which looks impressive from a distance and in fairness does manage to avoid actively hitting things.
.2 A large bunch of in-flight co-ordinating [[starling|starlings]].


Though it conjures the image of a rather unimaginative [[hive mind]] of drone-like workers, blindly following each other about, without a plan, let alone any sense of a grander purpose or wider strategy— albeit doing so in a fashion yielding strangely beautiful, alien, but ultimately meaningless shapes — those ''in'' such a [[murmuration]] — each one we may call a “[[starling]]” — should not complain, seeing as the {{t|metaphor}} was their idea in the first place.
Though it conjures the image of a rather unimaginative [[hive mind]] of drone-like workers, blindly following each other about, without a plan, let alone any sense of a grander purpose or wider strategy— albeit doing so in a fashion yielding strangely beautiful, alien, but ultimately meaningless shapes — those ''in'' such a [[murmuration]] — each one we may call a “[[starling]]” — should not complain, seeing as the {{t|metaphor}} was their idea in the first place.

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Murmuration /məːməːˈreɪʃ(ə)n/ (collective n.)
1. A group of legal eagles (or more particularly, legal starlings) from that ever-aspiring silver circle law firm, Simmons & Simmons. They run around copying each other in a fashion that you would think would be counterproductive and prone to not really get you anywhere, but which looks impressive from a distance and in fairness does manage to avoid actively hitting things. .2 A large bunch of in-flight co-ordinating starlings.

Though it conjures the image of a rather unimaginative hive mind of drone-like workers, blindly following each other about, without a plan, let alone any sense of a grander purpose or wider strategy— albeit doing so in a fashion yielding strangely beautiful, alien, but ultimately meaningless shapes — those in such a murmuration — each one we may call a “starling” — should not complain, seeing as the metaphor was their idea in the first place.

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