Master of Business Administration

Three letters that should sound an instant air-raid siren in your head. Usually possessed by management consultants. Head for a bunker if you encounter one of these, before they say something easily, and assign you to do it.

They'll say it's in the service catalog. Dramatis personae: CEO | CFO | Client | Employees: Divers · Excuse pre-loaders · Survivors · Contractors · The Muppet Show | Middle management: COO · Consultant · MBA | Controllers: Financial reporting | Risk | Credit | Operations | IT | Legal: GC · Inhouse counsel · Docs unit · Litigator · Tax lawyer · US attorney Lawyer | Front office: Trading | Structuring | Sales |