Uctis the Magnificent

Uctis (to give him his full title, Uctis V the Magnificent) was the leader of a warlike race of aliens from the planet SICAV who are collectively bent on destroying Earth with a barrage of death rays constructed from pure essence of regulated retail investment fund.

Uctis, portrayed by Buster Hagman, was the main antagonist in the 1953 sci-fi movie The Day of the MiFID. The soundtrack, by rock 'n' roll weirdos DangerBoy, featured the killer track Give Me My Plan Asset Back.

At the conclusion of the movie, robot Klaatu saves Anne Frank from a deadlyt blast of K.I.I.D. rays while Doctor Hans Zarkof, formerly of ISDA, shrieks

“Oeic! Oeic! Uctis erisa ne rehypothecato!”

Note: the in-joke quotient on this page is off the charts.

See also

• UCITS