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the venerable and, in Top Tumps terms, utterly hopeless, Opel Kadett.

An excellent metaphor from time to time, especially for frustrated losers like me who always ended up with the frigging Opel Kadett, when some other ingrate is waving around the Rover 3500 Van den Plas, or a rotary Mazda, just to confuse things.

See also

• Top Trumps
• Eight jet engines
• Two wankel engines