Libtard

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“I hate conservatives but I really fucking hate liberals”.

—Matt Stone

Libtard is an excellent name for we paid-up members of the metropolitan liberal elite — and if you are reading this, I’m afraid that almost certainly means you, dear friend, for we who have truck with the world of derivatives are, by self-identification, libtards — because those most discomfited by the label are those who most deserve it, tweaking as it perfectly does every righteous, passive aggressive nerve in their right-minded psyche.

And before you ask — for the avoidance of doubt, should the first person plural above have not been enough to get you across the line — yes, the JC is a libtard.

See also

• Virtue-signalling