Top Trumps

the venerable and, in Top Trumps terms, utterly hopeless, Opel Kadett.

An excellent metaphor from time to time, especially for frustrated losers like me who always ended up with the frigging Opel Kadett, when some other ingrate is waving around the Rover 3500 Van den Plas, or a rotary Mazda, just to confuse things.

See also

• The JC’s own FWMD Top Trumps game
• Top Trumps
• Rotary Mazda
• Rover 3500 Van den Plas
• Opel bloody Kadett - the Supertramp of seventies automotives.
• If military aircraft are more your thing, eight jet engines

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