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Once upon a time an acorn fell on Chicken Licken’s head. Being [[Mediocre lawyer|legally qualified]] and believing this to be evidence that the sky was falling, Chicken Licken rushes off to warn the King<ref>In this alternative universe, the King was predisposed to take advice to neurotic poultry</ref>. And on its journey meets other [[Mediocre lawyer|dumb animals]] whom Chicken Licken persuades to join it in the quest to warn the King. Soon they run into a fox who invites them to its lair eats them all.
Once upon a time an acorn fell on Chicken Licken’s head. Being [[Mediocre lawyer|legally qualified]] and believing this to be evidence that the sky was falling, Chicken Licken rushes off to warn the King<ref>In this alternative universe, the King was predisposed to heed warnings from neurotic domestic animals.</ref>. On its journey, Chicken Licken meets other [[Mediocre lawyer|dumb animals]] whom Chicken Licken persuades to join it in the quest to warn the King. Soon they all run into a fox eats them all.
 
They never make it to the King, who remains blissfully unaware of the impending collapse of the sky.  


The sky does not fall.
The sky does not fall.

Revision as of 14:15, 12 December 2016

Once upon a time an acorn fell on Chicken Licken’s head. Being legally qualified and believing this to be evidence that the sky was falling, Chicken Licken rushes off to warn the King[1]. On its journey, Chicken Licken meets other dumb animals whom Chicken Licken persuades to join it in the quest to warn the King. Soon they all run into a fox eats them all.

They never make it to the King, who remains blissfully unaware of the impending collapse of the sky.

The sky does not fall.

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  1. In this alternative universe, the King was predisposed to heed warnings from neurotic domestic animals.