Documentation unit: Difference between revisions

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Seen through the different prisms of the self-perpetuating autocracy, this is what the documentation unit means:

Sales: WHERE'S MY GODDAMN ISDA?
Credit: Whu don't we throw in an indemnity and a unilateral close-out right? It won’t hurt to give it a try.^[1]
Chief Operating Officer: Who the hell are these people and why do they cost so much? Where are the economies of scale?
General counsel: This is what Sales, Trading and the Executive Management Committee has in mind when it thinks of my legal department. This pains me. Maybe if I gave it a snazzy new name, like the Contract Negotiation Specialists Group. Would that help?^[2]

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 ===What the [[documentation unit]] means===
 Seen through the different prisms of the [[self-perpetuating autocracy]], this is what the [[documentation unit]] means:
-*'''[[Sales]]''': WHERE'S MY GODDAMN {{tISDA}}?
+*'''[[Sales]]''': WHERE'S MY GODDAMN {{t|ISDA}}?
 *'''[[Credit]]''': Whu don't we throw in an indemnity and a unilateral [[close-out]] right? It won’t hurt to [[give it a try]].<ref>[[Give it a try|IT WILL]].</ref>
 *'''[[Chief Operating Officer]]''': Who the hell are these people and why do they cost so much? Where are the economies of scale?