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Every girl has her personal problems;
Every girl has her personal problems;<br>
Every boy has character flaws —
Every boy has character flaws —<br>
But the outlook is fine, since
But the outlook is fine, since<br>
You don’t care about mine,
You don’t care about mine,<br>
And I’m highly dismissive of yours.
And I’m highly dismissive of yours.
: — [[Dangerboy]], ''The Girl at the Bus Stop''.}}
: — [[Dangerboy]], ''The Girl at the Bus Stop''.}}
If only people would ''belt up'' about their goddamn personal problems every now and then, so this were occasionally ''true''.
If only people would ''belt up'' about their goddamn personal problems every now and then, so this were occasionally ''true''.

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Every girl has her personal problems;
Every boy has character flaws —
But the outlook is fine, since
You don’t care about mine,
And I’m highly dismissive of yours.

Dangerboy, The Girl at the Bus Stop.

If only people would belt up about their goddamn personal problems every now and then, so this were occasionally true.