Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about

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Every girl has her personal problems;
Every boy has character flaws —
But the outlook is fine, since
You don’t care about mine,
And I’m highly dismissive of yours.

— Dangerboy, The Girl at the Bus Stop.

If only people would belt up about their goddamn personal problems every now and then, so this were occasionally true.