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We will let [[Wesley Willis]]’s lyrics speak for themselves because, frankly, no-one else in their right mind will: | |||
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If you have the first clue what this means you are more insightful connoisseur of rock 'n' roll — and for that matter the English language — than the [[JC]]. As for that cheeky — for which, read “random” — reference to “[[equitable]]” as the “power of tomorrow” well — search me. | |||
If you have the first clue what this means you are more insightful connoisseur of rock 'n' roll — and for that matter the English language — than the [[JC]]. | |||
Now, friends: “[[Equitable]]” isn’t even a [[noun]]. It is hard to see how an [[adjective]] could be the power of tomorrow. | Now, friends: “[[Equitable]]” isn’t even a [[noun]]. It is hard to see how an [[adjective]] could be the power of tomorrow. | ||
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Latest revision as of 15:41, 14 March 2019
Spank Wagon by Wesley Willis
(Enjoy the lyrics, at your own risk, here)
We will let Wesley Willis’s lyrics speak for themselves because, frankly, no-one else in their right mind will:
- The rock show was over at last
- A lot of people met the band
- The rock show was awesome
- It was the whooping on a horse's ass
- Spank Wagon
- Spank Wagon
- Spank Wagon
- Spank Wagon
- Rock over London
- Rock on Chicago
- Equitable, its the power of tomorrow
If you have the first clue what this means you are more insightful connoisseur of rock 'n' roll — and for that matter the English language — than the JC. As for that cheeky — for which, read “random” — reference to “equitable” as the “power of tomorrow” well — search me.
Now, friends: “Equitable” isn’t even a noun. It is hard to see how an adjective could be the power of tomorrow.
See also
Plain English Anatomy™ Noun | Verb | Adjective | Adverb | Preposition | Conjunction | Latin | Germany | Flannel | Legal triplicate | Nominalisation | Murder your darlings