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''But there’s nothing wrong with getting a good head start.
''But there’s nothing wrong with getting a good head start.
'':— Steinman J in {{casenote|Bad|Goode}}}}
'':— Steinman J in {{casenote|Bad|Goode}}}}
Ahh, the good old days, when the [[abyss]] stared resolutely back into you. We have our foundational myths. They tell us wherefrom we have come, and whereto we are going.
We are storytellers by nature: we are compelled to draw our foundational myths. They tell us wherefrom we have come, and whereto we are going. The Norse had Valhalla. [[Toto]] had [[Olympus]].<ref>Kansas, shurely? — Ed.</ref> Middle Earth had Mount Doom. The fallen warriors of the financial sector have the Iron Mountain.
 
The Norse Gods had Valhalla. [[Toto]] had [[Olympus]].<ref>Kansas, shurely? — Ed.</ref> Middle Earth had Mount Doom. The fallen warriors of the financial sector have The Iron Mountain.


===In market mythology===
===In market mythology===
It is your destiny. It is your final [[entropic]] repose. However youthful, beautiful, exuberant or ambitious you are; however wild your dreams, however impregnable your business case, however ingenious your pitch: the Iron Mountain draws nearer. Time’s arrow hurtles toward it, drawn by its irresistible gravity. The cosmos may enlarge, but the individual hanks of space-tedium fabric on which we each ply our benighted trade twist, and desiccate, and curl at the edges, such that every one of us converges.  
It is your destiny. It is your final [[entropic]] repose. However youthful, beautiful, exuberant or ambitious you are; however wild your dreams, however impregnable your business case, however ingenious your pitch: the Iron Mountain draws nearer. Time’s arrow hurtles toward it, drawn by its irresistible gravity. The Cosmos may enlarge, but the individual hanks of [[space-tedium]] fabric on which we each ply our benighted trade twist, and desiccate, and curl at the edges, such that every one of us converges.  


Eventually, they will come for you. You will not know when, or where, or why, but you will know it when they come. They will collect your worldly things, your precious baubles— every last remnant of your time — and they will consign it to a meagre casket. It will not bear your name because, by then, ''[[Goldstein|you won’t have one]]''. It will instead bear your final destiny: the last, common, resting place for all mortal souls; the infinite, inertial lock: the Iron Mountain.  
Eventually, the Iron Mountain will come for you. You will not know when, or where, or why, but you will know it when it does. They will collect your worldly things, your precious baubles— every last remnant of your time — and they will consign it to a meagre casket. It will not bear your name because, by then, ''[[Goldstein|you won’t have one]]''. It will instead bear your final destiny: the last, common, resting place for all mortal souls; the infinite, inertial lock: the Iron Mountain.  


===In the scriptures===
===In the scriptures===
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*[[Global financial crisis]]
*[[Global financial crisis]]
*[[Beyond Good and Evil: Prelude to a Philosophy of the Future]]
*[[Beyond Good and Evil: Prelude to a Philosophy of the Future]]
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