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'''''Important [[disclaimer]]''': [[Sullivan and Cromwell]] is actually a celebrated Manhattan firm of [[US Attorney]]s. It isn't really a disguised coven of [[vampire]]s.<ref>As far as I know.</ref>''
'''''Important [[disclaimer]]''': [[Sullivan and Cromwell]] is a celebrated Manhattan firm of [[US Attorney]]s. It isn't really a disguised coven of [[vampire]]s.<ref>As far as I know.</ref>''


An eternal succubus, famously thrown out of heaven with Beelzebub in Milton’s ''Paradise Lost''.<ref>'''Important [[Disclaimer]]''': See the important [[disclaimer]] above.</ref> Its partners are immortal, cannot tolerate sunlight and have an age-old, iron grip on frozen heart of the legal department of Goldman Sachs.<ref>'''Important [[Disclaimer]]''': See the important [[disclaimer]] above.</ref>
An eternal succubus{{important disclaimer}}, famously thrown out of heaven with Beelzebub in Milton’s ''Paradise Lost''.{{important disclaimer}} Its partners are immortal{{important disclaimer}}, cannot tolerate sunlight{{important disclaimer}} and have an age-old, iron grip on frozen heart of the legal department of Goldman Sachs{{important disclaimer}}.


To be safe, a well-prepared visitor to 125 Broad Street should take holy water, garlic, crucifixes and ideally Gregory Peck (but failing him, ''Tubular Bells'' on the Walkman).<ref>'''Important [[Disclaimer]]''': See the important [[disclaimer]] above.</ref>
To be safe, a well-prepared visitor to 125 Broad Street should take holy water{{important disclaimer}}, garlic{{important disclaimer}}, crucifixes{{important disclaimer}} and ideally Gregory Peck{{important disclaimer}} (but failing him, ''Tubular Bells'' on the Walkman{{important disclaimer}}).


{{seealso}}
{{seealso}}

Revision as of 12:06, 18 January 2019

Important disclaimer: Sullivan and Cromwell is a celebrated Manhattan firm of US Attorneys. It isn't really a disguised coven of vampires.[1]

An eternal succubus[2], famously thrown out of heaven with Beelzebub in Milton’s Paradise Lost.[2] Its partners are immortal[2], cannot tolerate sunlight[2] and have an age-old, iron grip on frozen heart of the legal department of Goldman Sachs[2].

To be safe, a well-prepared visitor to 125 Broad Street should take holy water[2], garlic[2], crucifixes[2] and ideally Gregory Peck[2] (but failing him, Tubular Bells on the Walkman[2]).

See also

References

  1. As far as I know.
  2. 2.00 2.01 2.02 2.03 2.04 2.05 2.06 2.07 2.08 2.09 2.10 2.11 2.12 Important Disclaimer: See the important disclaimer above.