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Revision as of 12:10, 18 January 2019
Important disclaimer: Sullivan and Cromwell is a celebrated Manhattan firm of US Attorneys. It isn't really a disguised coven of vampires and its relationship with prominent Wall Street brokerage firms has no supernatural aspect of any kind and you are quite safe visiting its premises without traditional anti-vampire accoutrements.[1].
An eternal succubus[2], famously thrown out of heaven with Beelzebub in Milton’s Paradise Lost.[2] Its partners are immortal[2], cannot tolerate sunlight[2] and have an age-old, iron grip on frozen heart of the legal department of Goldman Sachs[2].
To be safe, a well-prepared visitor to 125 Broad Street should take holy water[2], garlic[2], crucifixes[2] and ideally Gregory Peck[2] (but failing him, Tubular Bells on the Walkman[2]).
See also
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