Uctis the Magnificent

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Uctis (to give him his full title, Uctis V the Magnificent) was the leader of a warlike race of aliens from the planet SICAV who are bent on destroying Earth with a constant barrage of death rays constructed from pure essence of regulated retail investment fund.

Uctis, portrayed by Buster Hagman, was the main antagonist in the 1953 classic sci-fi movie The Day of the MiFID .

At the conclusion of the movie, robot Klaatu saves Anne Frank from a deadlyt blast of K.I.I.D. rays while Doctor Hans Zarkof, formerly of ISDA, shrieks

Oeic! Oeic! Uctis erisa ne rehypothecato!”

Note: the in-joke quotient on this page is off the charts.

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