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A curious [[email sign off]], shot through with ambivalence. Neither the robotic dispassion of a cold greeting, nor the overtly sexualised hot hello but something unnervingly in between - unpleasant to the touch, the way a recently-vacated lavatory seat is to your posterior.
{{a|email|}}A curious [[email sign off]], shot through with ambivalence. Neither the robotic dispassion of a cold “''[[greetings]]''”, nor the overtly sexualised hot “''hello there''” but something unnervingly in between — a lukewarm, “dead-kipper” handshake as unpleasant to the touch as a recently-vacated lavatory seat.
 
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*[[Thx]]
*[[Email signoff]]
*[[Please consider the environment before printing this email]]

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A curious email sign off, shot through with ambivalence. Neither the robotic dispassion of a cold “greetings”, nor the overtly sexualised hot “hello there” but something unnervingly in between — a lukewarm, “dead-kipper” handshake as unpleasant to the touch as a recently-vacated lavatory seat.

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