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{{a|bullshit|}}Like [[virtue signalling]] but less odious because it lacks the sheen of [[Passive aggressive|passive aggression]], [[yogababble]] is a genus of business communication confected out of buzzwords. It fulfils the twin aims of (a) concealing the want of intellect in the yogababbler by (b) masking {{sex|his}} vacuity with a ''string'' of ''á la mode'' expressions — you know what the JC thinks about fashionable ideas — the real wizardry of which being the facility for jumbling ideas which, taken alone, are transparent [[bullshit]], but, when pressed and kneaded together form an amorphous kludge which might — just might — be profound.
{{a|glossary|[[File:Yogababble.jpg|thumb|450px|center|[[Backpfeifengesicht]], yesterday.]]
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Sample quiote from the original yogababbler: ''Anybody that wants to be something greater than themselves, that understands that bringing meaning and intention into work and bringing those two things together, is a member of the 'we generation,' and the money tends to follow.''
Spiritualistic [[virtue signalling]]. In its way, though, yogababble is less odious than garden-variety [[virtue-signalling]], however [[punchable]] the pose indulging in it tend to be.  


Excellent article about [[yogababble]] by Scott Galloway, who invented the term, including a [[Yogababble]] ''[[index]]'' — [https://www.profgalloway.com/yogababble here].
Yogababble is just straight-out bullshit: it lacks the [[Passive aggressive]] sheen of most [[libtard]] grandstanding. It is really just a strand of business communication, that satisfied the usual aims of business communication (that is, concealing a want of intellect and masking basic vacuity) by taking a ''string'' of ''[[fashionable]]'' expressions that once belonged to hippies.
 
The yoyababbler’s real wizardry is her facility for jumbling ideas which, taken alone, are transparent nonsense, but when pressed and kneaded together to form an amorphous kludge which might — just ''might'' — be profound.
 
[[Crypto]] and [[blockchain]] offer great new vistas for yogababble expansion.
 
Sample quote from the original yogababbler, Adam Neumann, once of profoundly yogababbly organisation WeWork:
 
“''Anybody that wants to be something greater than themselves, that understands that bringing meaning and intention into work and bringing those two things together, is a member of the “we generation”, and the money tends to follow.''”
 
And the law suits and, one quietly hopes, jail-time.
 
Excellent article about [[yogababble]] by Scott Galloway, who invented the term, including a [[Yogababble]] ''index'' — [https://www.profgalloway.com/yogababble here].
 
{{sa}}
*[[Empowerment]]

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Yogababble
/ˈjəʊɡə ˈbab(ə)l/ (n.)

Spiritualistic virtue signalling. In its way, though, yogababble is less odious than garden-variety virtue-signalling, however punchable the pose indulging in it tend to be.

Yogababble is just straight-out bullshit: it lacks the Passive aggressive sheen of most libtard grandstanding. It is really just a strand of business communication, that satisfied the usual aims of business communication (that is, concealing a want of intellect and masking basic vacuity) by taking a string of fashionable expressions that once belonged to hippies.

The yoyababbler’s real wizardry is her facility for jumbling ideas which, taken alone, are transparent nonsense, but when pressed and kneaded together to form an amorphous kludge which might — just might — be profound.

Crypto and blockchain offer great new vistas for yogababble expansion.

Sample quote from the original yogababbler, Adam Neumann, once of profoundly yogababbly organisation WeWork:

“Anybody that wants to be something greater than themselves, that understands that bringing meaning and intention into work and bringing those two things together, is a member of the “we generation”, and the money tends to follow.”

And the law suits and, one quietly hopes, jail-time.

Excellent article about yogababble by Scott Galloway, who invented the term, including a Yogababble index — here.

See also

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