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In which the curmudgeonly old sod puts the world to rights.
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A leopard goes to the doctor.
“Doctor, every time I look at my wife, I see spots!”
“Well, that’s all right, my dear fellow: you’re a leopard.”
“I know, doc — but I’m married to a zebra.”

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