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{{c|psychology}}{{a|negotiation|{{image|Ouija|jpg|Many hands on the steering wheel makes shite work.}} }}If, as we contrarians like to, we see a [[negotiation]] not as a straight, two-dog tussle between [[buyer]] and [[seller]], but a multi-dimensional game of [[passive-aggressive]] [[rent-seeking]] that is merely ''staged'' within the construct of a [[Negotiation|bilateral negotiation]] ''notionally'' between a [[buyer]] and [[seller]] — think of it as a kind of ''papier-mâché'' ecosystem on which a totally different struggle for memetic survival rages — then possibilities open up for those who genuinely seek to move the negotiation on.
[[File:Ouija.jpg|450px|thumb|center|Many hands on the steering wheel makes shite work]]
}}If, as we contrarians like to, we see a [[negotiation]] as not a straight, two-dog tussle between [[buyer]] and [[seller]], but a multi-dimensional game of [[passive-aggressive]] [[rent-seeking]] that is merely ''staged'' within the intellectual construct of a [[Negotiation|bilateral negotiation]] ''supposedly'' between a buyer and seller — think of the negotiation as a kind of ''papier-mâché'' ecosystem on which a totally different struggle for memetic survival is waged — then possibilities open up for those who genuinely seek to move the negotiation on.


Remember the array of ''interests'' here. There are many competing agendas — as many as there are players in this drama; more in fact, since any [[Agency problem|agent]] has his ''own'' interest and ''{{sex|his}} principal’s'' to juggle — and the interested you would think should predominate, being those of the notional “buyer” and “seller” should we call them “hosts”? are in practice the most ''weakly'' held.  
Remember the array of ''agendas'' here. There are many competing interests — as many as there are players in this drama; more in fact, since any [[Agency problem|agent]] has his ''own'' interest and ''{{sex|his}} [[principal]]’s'' to juggle — and the interests that ''ought'' to prevail: those of the notional “buyer” and “seller” (should we call them “hosts”?) are in practice ''the most weakly held''.  


Imagine the battlefield is populated not by loyal soldiers with an unwavering unitary commitment to the defence of the realm, but hastily-roused rabble of rowdy, but confused, mercenaries, not really sure what’s going on, whose side they’re on, where they are meant to be standing or how they even came to be in the middle of this fight in the first place — but grateful for the livelihood it affords them, all the same. Each of these agents — the [[Negotiator|negotiators]], [[salespeople]], [[Law firm|professional adviser]]s, [[credit committee]]s — each one has {{sex|her}} own private agenda, and that is ''to make themselves look like what they are doing is necessary'' — to vouchsafe, as far as possible, that livelihood. What they do doesn’t have to ''be'' necessary; just to ''seem'' that way to whomsoever should be paying their bill. That bill should be as large as it can be without seeming out of proportion to the value of the negotiation.  
Why should this be? Think in system terms. The battlefield is populated not by loyal soldiers with an unwavering unitary commitment to the defence of the realm, but hastily-roused rabble of rowdy, but confused, mercenaries, not really sure what’s going on, whose side they’re on, where they are meant to be standing or how they even came to be in the middle of this fight in the first place — but grateful for the livelihood it affords them, all the same. But their overriding priority even above vanquishing the Queen’s enemies — is [[Buttocractic oath|to ''preserve'' that livelihood]].  


The person having dominion over payment of that bill won’t be the [[buyer]] or [[seller]], for each is an immaterial shadow: a juridical thing<ref>We rather fancy a “res legis” in the Cartesian argot.</ref> that has no bodily extension, and cannot but operate through its worldly agents.
Each of these [[agent]]s — the [[Negotiator|negotiators]], [[salespeople]], [[Law firm|professional adviser]]s, [[credit committee]]s — is motivated firstly ''to make whatever it is that they are doing look necessary''.  This will vouchsafe, as far as possible, that livelihood. What they do doesn’t have to ''be'' necessary; just to ''seem'' that way to whomever should be paying their bill. That bill should be as large as it can be without seeming out of proportion to the value of the negotiation.  


Thus every part of the [[buyer]] and [[seller]]s mortal existence is attended to by agents: even the remuneration of the agents. Our corporate overlords are really invalids: helpless, feebleminded hosts upon whom a rich ecosystem of [[rent-seeking]] ''agents'' make comfortable homes.
Now here’s the point, and to reveal it we must, for a moment, break through the fourth wall of legal metaphor and lift the [[corporate veil]].


Now, a negotiation between buyer and seller where all concur, at once, that “we are agreed, then” will not put many coppers in a rent-seeker’s tin. This suits the sales teams perfectly: their rent is due upon completion. As soon as they happens they can claim their sales credits and move on. That is just what they would like to do, indeed, and they quietly resent the docs process for making it so hard. But they are resigned to it: the [[legal eagle]]s, negotiators and credit officers have mouths to feed. They will therefore busy themselves providing for [[hypothetical]] contingencies that ''could'' happen, should the sky fall in on our heads which, if dealt with, may permit the “client” to sleep at night. The idea is to make a bit of a fuss about these things but never too much to get in the way of someone else’s rent extraction. As long as everyone gets a decent go, all will be well.  
The person having dominion over payment of that bill won’t be the [[buyer]] or [[seller]] itself, for each is an immaterial shadow: a ''juridical'' “[[Legal person|person]]”, but not a thinking, biting, swearing, ''actual'' one. <ref>We rather fancy a “[[res legis]]” in the Cartesian argot.</ref> For all our legal fairy tales, a [[corporation]] has no bodily extension, cannot think and therefore does not, ''except to the extent it does so through the worldly agency of its staff''.
 
If you left a corporation, unattended, on the registry record, unchaperoned by any guiding human hand, ''nothing would happen''. It would be inert; passive [[data]] in a corporate digital registry. Without its biological staff, a corporation is nothing: ''in every sense, a “fiction”''.
 
So every aspect of the [[buyer]]’s and the [[seller]]’s mortal existence is intermediated by [[agent]]s: ''even the engagement and remuneration of those very agents''. Our corporate overlords are really invalids: helpless, feeble-minded hosts in the folds of whose robes a rich ecosystem of [[rent-seeking]] ''agents'' make comfortable homes.
 
Therefore, we should look at each transaction through the prism of the [[agent|agents]] — and ''their'' [[agent]]s — who conduct it.
 
Now, a [[negotiation]] between [[buyer]] and [[seller]] where all concur, at once, that “we are agreed” will not put many coppers in a [[rent-seeker]]’s tin. This would suit the [[sales]] teams perfectly: ''their'' [[rent]] is due upon completion. As soon as that happens, they can claim their [[commission]] and move on. That is just what they would like to do, as it happens, and they quietly resent the [[negotiation]] process for making it so hard. But they are resigned to it: the [[legal eagle]]s, [[negotiator|negotiators]], [[AML|anti-money laundering compliance professionals]] and [[credit officer]]s have their own mouths to feed. They will therefore busy themselves providing for [[hypothetical]] contingencies that ''could'' happen, [[Chicken licken|should the sky fall in on our heads]] which, if dealt with, may permit “the client” to sleep at night. (This client is a sheaf of papers. It can’t even sleep at night except through the agency of its staff.)
 
The idea, anyway, is to make a bit of a fuss about these things but never too much to get in the way of someone else’s [[rent extraction]]. As long as everyone gets a decent go, all will be well.  


But there is an ever-present risk that your careful fusspottery will, in stating your own red line, inadvertently cross someone else’s. Remember, it won’t be your counterparty’s: it is a dumb sheaf of papers filed with a registry.  
But there is an ever-present risk that your careful fusspottery will, in stating your own red line, inadvertently cross someone else’s. Remember, it won’t be your counterparty’s: it is a dumb sheaf of papers filed with a registry.  


I’m taking a long time to get to the point, but it is this: there are all kinds of conflicting interests in a commercial negotiation, and the ''least of them'' is the one between your client and theirs. If you can present your outcome in a way which appeals, say to sales, you can shift the “axis of dispute” from its usual resting place — between opposing credit departments, with sales and negotiation teams as reluctant hostages in either side — to one between their credit team and their sales team. Their sales team, remember, is most likely to be on your side: They want the deal done as fast as they can.  
I’m taking a long time to get to the point, but it is this: there are all kinds of [[conflict of interest|conflicting interests]] in a commercial [[negotiation]], and the ''least of them'' is the one between ''your'' client (the legal entity) and theirs. So, ask yourself who it is on their side — which of their [[agent]]s — who is most personally motivated to get the [[negotiation]] done. If you can present your position to them, in a way which maximally appeals to their own interests, you have a chance of shifting the “axis of dispute” from its usual resting place — between opposing legal and credit departments, with sales and negotiation teams as reluctant hostages in either side — to one between ''their'' credit team and ''their'' sales team. Their sales team, remember, is most likely to be on your side: They want the deal done as fast as they can.  
 


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*[[Corporate veil]]
*The [[Buttocractic oath]]
*[[Ultimate client]]
*[[Ultimate client]]
*[[Behavioural psychology]]
*[[Behavioural psychology]]
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{{c2|Negotiation hacks|Cosmology}}
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If, as we contrarians like to, we see a negotiation not as a straight, two-dog tussle between buyer and seller, but a multi-dimensional game of passive-aggressive rent-seeking that is merely staged within the construct of a bilateral negotiation notionally between a buyer and seller — think of it as a kind of papier-mâché ecosystem on which a totally different struggle for memetic survival rages — then possibilities open up for those who genuinely seek to move the negotiation on.

Remember the array of agendas here. There are many competing interests — as many as there are players in this drama; more in fact, since any agent has his own interest and his principal’s to juggle — and the interests that ought to prevail: those of the notional “buyer” and “seller” (should we call them “hosts”?) are in practice the most weakly held.

Why should this be? Think in system terms. The battlefield is populated not by loyal soldiers with an unwavering unitary commitment to the defence of the realm, but hastily-roused rabble of rowdy, but confused, mercenaries, not really sure what’s going on, whose side they’re on, where they are meant to be standing or how they even came to be in the middle of this fight in the first place — but grateful for the livelihood it affords them, all the same. But their overriding priority — even above vanquishing the Queen’s enemies — is to preserve that livelihood.

Each of these agents — the negotiators, salespeople, professional advisers, credit committees — is motivated firstly to make whatever it is that they are doing look necessary. This will vouchsafe, as far as possible, that livelihood. What they do doesn’t have to be necessary; just to seem that way to whomever should be paying their bill. That bill should be as large as it can be without seeming out of proportion to the value of the negotiation.

Now here’s the point, and to reveal it we must, for a moment, break through the fourth wall of legal metaphor and lift the corporate veil.

The person having dominion over payment of that bill won’t be the buyer or seller itself, for each is an immaterial shadow: a juridicalperson”, but not a thinking, biting, swearing, actual one. [1] For all our legal fairy tales, a corporation has no bodily extension, cannot think and therefore does not, except to the extent it does so through the worldly agency of its staff.

If you left a corporation, unattended, on the registry record, unchaperoned by any guiding human hand, nothing would happen. It would be inert; passive data in a corporate digital registry. Without its biological staff, a corporation is nothing: in every sense, a “fiction”.

So every aspect of the buyer’s and the seller’s mortal existence is intermediated by agents: even the engagement and remuneration of those very agents. Our corporate overlords are really invalids: helpless, feeble-minded hosts in the folds of whose robes a rich ecosystem of rent-seeking agents make comfortable homes.

Therefore, we should look at each transaction through the prism of the agents — and their agents — who conduct it.

Now, a negotiation between buyer and seller where all concur, at once, that “we are agreed” will not put many coppers in a rent-seeker’s tin. This would suit the sales teams perfectly: their rent is due upon completion. As soon as that happens, they can claim their commission and move on. That is just what they would like to do, as it happens, and they quietly resent the negotiation process for making it so hard. But they are resigned to it: the legal eagles, negotiators, anti-money laundering compliance professionals and credit officers have their own mouths to feed. They will therefore busy themselves providing for hypothetical contingencies that could happen, should the sky fall in on our heads which, if dealt with, may permit “the client” to sleep at night. (This client is a sheaf of papers. It can’t even sleep at night except through the agency of its staff.)

The idea, anyway, is to make a bit of a fuss about these things but never too much to get in the way of someone else’s rent extraction. As long as everyone gets a decent go, all will be well.

But there is an ever-present risk that your careful fusspottery will, in stating your own red line, inadvertently cross someone else’s. Remember, it won’t be your counterparty’s: it is a dumb sheaf of papers filed with a registry.

I’m taking a long time to get to the point, but it is this: there are all kinds of conflicting interests in a commercial negotiation, and the least of them is the one between your client (the legal entity) and theirs. So, ask yourself who it is on their side — which of their agents — who is most personally motivated to get the negotiation done. If you can present your position to them, in a way which maximally appeals to their own interests, you have a chance of shifting the “axis of dispute” from its usual resting place — between opposing legal and credit departments, with sales and negotiation teams as reluctant hostages in either side — to one between their credit team and their sales team. Their sales team, remember, is most likely to be on your side: They want the deal done as fast as they can.

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  1. We rather fancy a “res legis” in the Cartesian argot.