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We are pleased to announce [[Cass Mälstrom]] as the [[Chief executive officer|crypto co-chief executive officer]] of this exciting new venture. Cass joins us from [[FTX]], and before that she was at [[Amaranth Advisors LLC|Amaranth]], [[Lehman Brothers]], [[Enron]], [[Long Term Capital Management]], Barings Bank, and the East India Tulip Company of the Belgian Congo.
We are pleased to announce [[Cass Mälstrom]] as the [[Chief executive officer|crypto co-chief executive officer]] of this exciting new venture. Cass joins us from [[FTX]], and before that she was at [[Amaranth Advisors LLC|Amaranth]], [[Lehman Brothers]], [[Enron]], [[Long Term Capital Management]], Barings Bank, and the East India Tulip Company of the Belgian Congo.
===Cryto-SPAC===
===Cryto-SPAC===
In 2023 Lexrifyly will be launching a [[Special purpose acquisition company|special purpose acquisition cryptocompany]], the [[Soaring Legal Eagle Acquisition Crypto Corporation]], trading under the name [[Crypto-Eagle]], which will use all funds raised (in used, unmarked [[US dollars|dollars]] in brown paper bags please) to mint and then acquire [[non-fungible token]]s artistically representing the [[C-SPAC]]’s own crypto-shares. These will not confer direct legal ownership in the [[Crypto-Eagle]] shares — which will be ceremonially destroyed to ensure the primacy of the on-chain investment — but will instead have independent aesthetic existence as virtual artworks, embedded for all time and all purposes, in a [[blockchain]] somewhere.
In 2023 Lexrifyly will be launching a [[Special purpose acquisition company|special purpose acquisition cryptocompany]], the [[Soaring Legal Eagle Acquisition Crypto Corporation]], trading under the name [[Crypto-Eagle]].
 
Thus shearing themselves of all residues of the [[trad-fi]], [[offworld]] economy, [[Crypto-Eagle]] tokens will represent, final, pure, abstract, platonic form of crypto-value.
 
C-CEO Cass Mälstrom said:
{{quote|“By removing the physical [[shares]] from existence and only having the [[NFT]], we can ensure that the [[NFT]], due to the [[smart contract]] ability of the [[blockchain]], cannot be altered is the only representation of the share that exists in the [[offworld]]. By doing this, the value of the [[share]]s will then be moved onto the [[NFT]].”}}
 
The shares will be destroyed by ordinary corporate liquidation.
 
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*[[Crypto-Eagle]]
*[[Cryptobabble]]
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*[[Legaltech startup conference]]
*[[Legaltech startup conference]]
*[[Legaltech entrepreneur]]
*[[Legaltech entrepreneur]]

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We are pleased to announce Cass Mälstrom as the crypto co-chief executive officer of this exciting new venture. Cass joins us from FTX, and before that she was at Amaranth, Lehman Brothers, Enron, Long Term Capital Management, Barings Bank, and the East India Tulip Company of the Belgian Congo.

Cryto-SPAC

In 2023 Lexrifyly will be launching a special purpose acquisition cryptocompany, the Soaring Legal Eagle Acquisition Crypto Corporation, trading under the name Crypto-Eagle.

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